Randomness

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

forever:

there’s so much happening right now it’s overwhelming I just want to get on a plane and go anywhere just to get away from everything

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager