Randomness

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

fidoruh:

such a look of anger, but not admiting defeat.

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"