yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
can i stay at your place? no hobo
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
there’s so much happening right now it’s overwhelming I just want to get on a plane and go anywhere just to get away from everything
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
is this what having a penis is like
"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager