Randomness
I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar. I will never be rude to your tummy- when I hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will kiss the papercuts and the door-slammed finger and the counter-bumped hip. I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling. Sometimes. Other times I will not. I will go faster. Harder. I will pull when you want and tease you when you don’t. I will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. Not always. Not on schedule. Just whenever I want to. Whenever I think you need one. Or seven. I will check your tire pressure and remind you to take your car in. I will hold your hand. I will love you. I will love you. I will love you.
A groom’s vows to his wife (via theylovedwithalove)

frlcker:

I annoy myself

At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life.
(via missinyouiskillingme)

anclrew:

don’t tell me ur sorry cause i doubt that’s ur name

You don’t cross my mind, you live in it.
(via suspend)
if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

fingerblaster113:

Why do people hate on people who say “y’all” it’s easier fuck you

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you.
2:03am, I really loved you that much. - hoetion (via perfect)
I need to make out.

Against the wall, on the bed, on top of you, underneath you, on the table, my legs around your waist, yours around mine.. biting your bottom lip, kissing your neck, moaning in your ear, running my hands all over your body. I want you hardcore.

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

Everyone has three hearts. The first is shown to strangers and the second to our family and soulmate. However, the third heart is the one we hide and never let anyone see because that holds all our true feelings and has too much truth and risk in it.
NCIS:LA (via chasingtrophywhitetails)

cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that